What is going on here. It's fucking random.

You just answered your own question. Would you like to square dance?

Square dancing is the shiz, I did that as a kid! Let's do it. :D

Swing your partner, dosey doe! Sacrifice a chicken and go, go, go!

The person that authored the contents of the post you like so much. Apparently you should really check him out.

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

("...wrong again, sockpuppets don't have an internet history, in other words they don't show up on a google search..." replied the gobiln, adding an explanatory text below)

poirot carefully twisted his mustache into a fine point "...um, you know inspector the gray matter moves and the gray matter is telling me that there is something about this case that, how would you english put it..." the inspector looking up from the two dutch texts said "...wash, hercule, but I don't know, they look alright to me, I mean I can't make head nor tail of them though, but what of it..." the inspector shrugged "...precisely inspector, but that is what they, or should we say he or she wanted..." "...I don't follow..." "...think about it inspector, two posters posting in double dutch on the same day in the same thread, what does that tell you inspector..." the inspector looked back at him and ventured "...that they both wanted to take the last place from the goblin...", poirot laughed "...oh la la, no inspector it tells you that The Batload and Vanilla, or whoever they say they are, are in fact the same person..." at which point the great ork poked his head around the door asking "...how it going with that WIFI problem flea..."

Sing along to Cotten Eye'd Joe!

("...another ten posts and I'll be able to post pictures here..." smiled the goblin across the ether once more, where somehow the post never looked its best without a matching picture to go with it, adding "...so I'll tell you what humans, I wager with you that if I don't get banned and that if this thread is not locked beforehand too, then this thread will have a hitcount of 10,000hit to it by christmas, nah it can't be done you're thinking, but my wager stands if you are willing to take me up on it...", and with that the goblin went back to posting on those threads that would up his postcount till he could start his wager for real, laughing "...me, I place my reputation on the line by this, simply it gives my posting a purpose to me...")

I vote for locking it up.

Swing yer partner 'round the floor, hit 'er in the head with a two by four!

Yeeehaw.