The end of the world game
 

The end of the world game is a classic simple forum game, Every one ends there post with a mundane situation, and the next person explains how that situation could lead to the end of the world. This is good practice for parents telling kids not to litter or to stop touching themselves.

A beer can is thrown out of a window on a highway...

which glances off the presidents car and him being the over zealious, inarticulate man he is declares war on beer, but somehow it becomes misconstrued as Japan. While Japan is invading America with tiny pokemon, America is entertained by American Idol - OF DOOM! Which is essentially like Unreal Tournament and the contestants have to kill each other. this depletes most of America's stupid population and allows a repulsion of the pokemon.

yeah i'm out of ideas.

a porno magazine left on Pat Buchanan's doorstep

Buchanan comes upon the mag and lights it on fire, Screaming "Satan Satan" The fire spreads to his unwatered lawn and lights his house on fire, Firemen come to put it out but knock over a hydrant and spary water all over the road, A passing truck carrying a nuclear missle slips on the slick road and destroies the entire state, the US shoots missles at all the other nuclear nations and it pretty much turns out like the end of the world cartoon on albino blacksheep.

A families hotwater heater goes out.

they have to call the repair company who forces them to listen to the operator lady who suggests the option ''if you have been on the phone for more than 5 minutes and want to wage war against all repair companies and the electronic operators that answer the phone press 233846633......789'' which also happens to be the number of the apocalypse demon who has a conversation with the mother(dramaqueen), who just happens to use the phrase "it's the end of the world", which also happens to be the apocalypse demon's cue to go destroy the world in a horrifying way unknown to man.

a man in a hottub with his mistress..

The man starts to do certain things with the mistress, but he accidentally drowns the mistress. The cops find out about the death of the mistress and they send him to Alcatraz, not realizing that it isn't used as a prison anymore. The tourists at Alcatraz see him there and take pity on him and set him free. The man, hellbent on revenge, steals a hydrogen bomb from the Russians and uses it against a small town police station in Idaho. The bombs destructive power was unpredictable and it blew a giant whole in North America, making the worlds largest and deepest lake. People from all over the world go to swim in this giant lake, and in the lake is a deadly creature that eats everyone whole goes in the lake. The number of people in the world goes down by almost 100% until one man is left in the world. This man, tries to blow up the deadly creature in the lake with another h-bomb, but the creature steals the bomb and goes to the center of the earth and detonates the bomb, therefore destroying the world.

A rabbit sits on a log with a c0ckroach... (damn editing thing)

on impulse the rabbit eats the c0ckroach, but all of a sudden the c0ckroach dna creates a terrible reaction in the rabbit. It morphs into a giant brown, fluffy, filth making destructor!!!! Reeking (literally) havoc across the land and multiplying at a terrible rate! They then develop a taste for human blood gorging on the remaining humans, eventually starving to their deaths. As the beasts corpses rotted in the heat of the sun aliens grabbed the chance to finally make the earth their own.But the power and greed was too much ending in rival species fighting so much the Earth was left for nothing but space rubble......

Pouring a cup of tea

As you pour you get into an interesting conversation about trumpets and forget to stop pouring and the piping hot tea ends up pouring into the saucer, when you realize that you set the kettle down, jerking the table and flinging tea all over the Queen of England, she orders you thrown in a pit, and the gaurds do, on your descent down the pit you reach out at an out croping aand tear down the wall all over yourself and you're left in a pile of rubble at the bottom, but little did you know that the out cropping was actually a petrified Pteredactyl nest the heat of your dieing body heats the eggs and they hatch. The Pteredactyls eventually reek havoc in all of Britain causing the miltary to leave Iraq to save the motherland, little did they know, they were just inches away from discovering the weapons of mass destruction which are imeadiatly used on all the neigbouring countries of Iraq causing nuclear winter in the middle east, just then jesus final returns in jeruselum and the radiation mutates him into The ultra-christ, He takes all the methodists up to heaven then the biblical armageddon unfolds except instead of Christ or the anti chirst winning the final battle, it's won by Ross Pero, who proceeds to speak in a funny accent over loud speakers causing the rest of the world to commit suicide, Pero digs for oil in 99.87% of the earth until it finally collapses.

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