This is why I'm not teasing with sticking a sausage up your ass and telling you to get the fuck out my thread


:)

No comprendo.

Oh do you need a demonstration?

I guess so...

I'd be a vampire because I like to suck things...;)

Just make sure to use protection.

Honestly I'm not quite sure how the whole vampire immunity/regenerative powers comes into play with STDs but I don't think it would be worth all the fan girl love if your bits are going to start falling off after a few meals.

Werewolf..Bit rubbish with the whole memory thing as mentioned before..

If I could phase in and out of ghost form I'd go for that. You could freak people out and get some top perving in to boot, albeit not on Bernard's Watch scale.

I would be an elf! ELF ELF ELF

ELF is not one of the choices, try again!

Don't you think I'd want to be something else besides one of those three? lol

pick from the three :P

Ghost! GHOST GHOST GHOST! ;)

and why? complete the question