What do you think of penises?
 

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gods best invention. God just made mine longer than everyone elses

Yeah right, I could beat you in a penis-match any day.

in medieval times it was called a cock-fight.

I guess this is gonna be my fav thread....

this is just a thread where those with small penises can make themselves feel a little better about themselves. i pity you people.

You can think of penises if you like

they are needed(stating the obvious)

Jep, me too...

Not really, considering the most boastful post so far is by a girl. Your just using your "coscientious objector" stance to compensate for yourown feelings of inadequacy.

zing.

I still think it sad that people think the measure of a man is how big his package is. Or who he sleeps with or how often, its all just dumb. It baisically just helps perpetuate the stereotype of men as a group of pigs who care about nothing besides talking about "gettin' laid" and "the game". Now you can go ahead and slander me as a hypocrite for posting that and say Im just angry because my **** is small. Go ahead and type away kiddos, it dosnt bother me any.

who said anything about inadequacy? i made no comment about objecting to the thread either. all i did was state my opinion. how do you get "feelings of inadequacy" from that?

I'm just being a tool. Don't take it too seriously.

i'd like to remind people the the maker of this thread has just recently entered his teen years ( a.k.a. sexualy active years ) and thus his fascination with his penis and masturbation is not odd, however, his desire to share that fascination with us IS odd....

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what...what? i wanna laugh too.....

i dont know....i just found that statement funny.

im pretty easily entertained. dont feel left out.

sh*t son, tha dirt dawg all about tha pussy fo sho, but i aint gettin caught listenin to the game son. naamean?

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THIS THREAD IS AMAZING!!

although, i like being a girl..

another stupid and pointless thread...yay!

thanks angie.... btw adidasss my need to share it with you is based solely upon the potential amusement of the topic rather than any form of personal depravity :)

dont like it? post somewhere else...leave this thread to the people that find it amusing.

oh God, Pastor i so love ya more now!

hehe making a threat about penises is always a plus

you know what's so cool about it? they don't censor it so i can do this

penis PENIS penis PENIS penis

ok, i'm not obsessed or anything i just hate this whole censor SHIT

Ah, but if you had the chance to have a penis for a day, Im sure youd take it... Who wouldnt?

i would... ah i mean...... um....

sh!t

haha too late Pastor, or should i call you Pastorette?

well the cat's out of the bag now...hehe....

I have a penis. Urban asked me if I could buy him one on eBay, coz the old guys feeling a bit left out. Apparently 'weener' didnt feel appreciated and packed his 'bags' and left. Aww, he needs more attention Urb!
Anywayz no more digs on Urb. Yeah penises rock. Of coure mine rocks more though!

^Bring it. I bet mine could take yours any day...

hmm....how random. I'm happy without one....

Hell no Artits, I wouldn't wanna embarace ya, you KNOW my penis would whoop yours...if ya had one. :finger:

Are you insulting my manhood? JEEZ KURT Im insulted.

I could beat you any day...

i'm confused...you're a girl right?

Yessum. Very much a girl.

...Whats your point?

nout....just chekin'....

Just to keep the thread music related:

www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml