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Freebase Dali 10-30-2013 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379109)
I never understood beer bottle openers. In 2013 90 percent of beers are twist off. if they are not you can literately use ANY SMALL HARD OBJECT to open them easily.

This one I do understand though. Because mostly, only American beers are twist off. Not sure how far this has spread, but other countries could be in dire need of church keys (that's what we call beer bottle openers down here), or new cabinet counters.

In the states, yes, most is twist off. But there are imports. So if you value your lighter, or your ****ty kitchen counter laminate, a church key is handy.

There are obviously other ways to go about it, but since most people have a church key that also doubles as a can puncture (which is weird, because I don't know many people this side of 1980 that still puncture cans of evaporated milk and sh*t like that), it seems to be a common enough item to utilize rather than some other makeshift item that's really doing the same job for no more value in terms of wear resistance.

Sansa Stark 10-30-2013 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379120)
Ballsack torture would be terrible. I cant think I too many places I would assume worse.

urethral sounding sounds worse

Dr_Rez 10-30-2013 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1379128)
urethral sounding sounds worse

Anything going into my penis would definitly be up on the list.

Sansa Stark 10-30-2013 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379131)
Anything going into my penis would definitly be up on the list.

http://male.stockroom.com/common/ima.../D231/D231.jpg

lik dis?

Key 10-30-2013 10:05 PM

^Ow.

Dr_Rez 10-30-2013 10:10 PM

Next post that includes anything like the above gets banned.

butthead aka 216 10-30-2013 10:13 PM

Brb gonna use technology to achieve life of mac convenience. Stay in the stone age ya plebes while me snd my slap chop laugh at u

Sansa Stark 10-30-2013 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379148)
Next post that includes anything like the above gets banned.

ya done ****ed up

Janszoon 10-30-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379090)
POPCORN POPPERS
PASTA COOKERS
EGG SEPARATORS
GRAIN MILLERS
PASTA ROLLERS

All retarded.

Popcorn from a popper..? ****ing gross. Take five minute more and pop that **** in a pan will taste 10 x better and you wont feel like a common peasant eating your dirty little air popped garbage.

Popcorn popped in a pan tastes awful. Air popper all the way for me.

Dr_Rez 10-30-2013 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1379170)
Popcorn popped in a pan tastes awful. Air popper all the way for me.

Absolutely pissening.


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