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Psy-Fi 10-31-2013 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1379218)
If anyone wants to catch me masturbating it can be arranged.
New Zealand is now at the top of my places to visit before I die list!

]};^P

Scarlett O'Hara 10-31-2013 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1379297)
Wait, so are you saying you didn't know I was in the bushes? Well then that just makes me a creepy fuck doesn't it?
Batlord, you're always creepy, but we accept you for who you are.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1379325)
New Zealand is now at the top of my places to visit before I die list!

]};^P
Let me crank out the lube then!

zombie kid 10-31-2013 05:41 PM
I got caught by my sister once a few years ago. I think she is scarred for life now.

Frownland 10-31-2013 05:50 PM
Never been caught really, but I have fondled myself on a train during a pill cocktail induced escapade according to a few of my friends. I honestly don't remember the incident, but I don't remember a lot of what happened during my over the top pill popping phase and you can get away with pretty much anything in the public transportation world, so I believe him.

Burning Down 10-31-2013 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1379507)
I got caught by my sister once a few years ago. I think she is scarred for life now.
I'm sure it was the scariest thing she ever saw in her life.

Dr_Rez 11-01-2013 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1379545)
I'm sure it was the scariest thing she ever saw in her life.
:clap:

Sansa Stark 11-01-2013 11:19 AM
lmao this isn't me getting caught but once I was getting freaky with one of my exes on skype and he was all into it and I noticed someone coming in the room....it was his stepmom, so I had to watch the whole awkward thing on my end. But it was ****ing hilarious and he got so pissed at me for laughing my ass off and not warning him

idgaf

Dr_Rez 11-01-2013 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1379647)
lmao this isn't me getting caught but once I was getting freaky with one of my exes on skype and he was all into it and I noticed someone coming in the room....it was his stepmom, so I had to watch the whole awkward thing on my end. But it was ****ing hilarious and he got so pissed at me for laughing my ass off and not warning him

idgaf
I dread great ass fuckings?

The Batlord 11-01-2013 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1379507)
I got caught by my sister once a few years ago. I think she is scarred for life now.
Cause you didn't stop?


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SZA25Bos2t...sturbating.gif

Sansa Stark 11-01-2013 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1379651)
I dread great ass fuckings?
I don't give a ****


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