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ladyislingering 11-14-2014 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1508416)
You've had two bottles of wine and realize they're fortified 25% ABV and you're drunker than you thought you were

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Originally Posted by Sequoioideae (Post 1508419)
Welcome to my world.

bruuuuuuhhhhhs.

GuD 11-14-2014 08:37 PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6402318592/h6AC53895/

tfw you're anxious to get out of th house but the judgey roommate is hogging the kitchen and the last time you went out drinkin you made a dmaned fool of yourself on the kitchen ffloor so u dunno if he's gonna give another one of his pointless ass lectures that he really should give up on but you just don't wanna deal with that **** right now so youre hangin in your room wishing you had some weed or pills while he hopefully hurrty the ****s up and ****s on off and outta the damned way.

ladyislingering 11-14-2014 08:42 PM

>trying to seduce fine member of opposite sex
>he's timid but I don't want him to be
>he's not getting the hint
>try harder
>tease him a little
>nights pass with the same old song and dance
>still no dice
>gotta break out the big guns
>show him how it's done
>still doesn't get it
>goddamnit.gif
>gotta write a song about it
>tfw it's a pity
>tfw he's so pretty
>tfw he's so fine
>he's so fine he blows my mind

Spoiler for and this is what happened:
>mfw I'm Toni Basil



note: this is only a joke

GuD 11-15-2014 03:08 AM

You pass out for 10 minutes, wake up to puke, come back to your room and realize there's graffiti all over your room's walls that you don't recognize. Tomorrow's going to be... it's gonna be something, that's for damned sure. But right now all I can do is marvel and wonder how the **** this even happened. I have two tags here. The rest is sloppy throw-ups (no, not vomit, get learnt ya ****in toy) and decent tags here and there. I'd take a picture but **** me if I didn't seeminlgy lose my phone. Again. Hopefully it's not in the hands of some creepy methhead again.

Frownland 11-15-2014 01:25 PM

TFW you don't get carded for booze at the store you buy cigs at :pimp:.

Plankton 11-15-2014 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1508796)
TFW you don't get carded for booze at the store you buy cigs at :pimp:.

I used to get carded all the time. Well into my 40's. I liked it, but I now I don't get carded. Plankton doesn't like this.

Frownland 11-15-2014 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1508817)
I used to get carded all the time. Well into my 40's. I liked it, but I now I don't get carded. Plankton doesn't like this.

I imagine it's not as pleasing once it's legal. It sure beats begging someone who may or may not steal your money to buy you alcohol, so I'll take it.

Plankton 11-15-2014 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1508821)
I imagine it's not as pleasing once it's legal. It sure beats begging someone who may or may not steal your money to buy you alcohol, so I'll take it.

I know the feels. I took those chances quite a few times.

The Batlord 11-15-2014 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1508821)
I imagine it's not as pleasing once it's legal. It sure beats begging someone who may or may not steal your money to buy you alcohol, so I'll take it.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1508822)
I know the feels. I took those chances quite a few times.

Ah, shoulder-tapping. A staple of military school life. But not so much for booze as for cigarettes.

Plankton 11-15-2014 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1508826)
Ah, shoulder-tapping. A staple of military school life. But not so much for booze as for cigarettes.

Trying to stay inconspicuous and not look like Jay and Silent Bob was the real challenge.


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