TFW your cat harasses you so much you want to get a restraining order between her and her treats.

FTW:

When you call out of work for legitimate reasons but still feel guilty for it. :(.

For the win? Wrong thread, man.

Oh dear...Im ****ed up today.
Miserable,I feel misrable.:(

"I'm dru-...uh, I'm sick."

:(. No this is legitimate a hep c flare up. I get horrible rashes that run along my nervous system.
Otherwise know as hep hives. So the left half of my face down my neck, back,boob thigh. Only the left side.My boss saw how misrable I was yesterday I think she exspected it.

Damn, you got the Pam Anderson? That's ruff.


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/241...h-cowers-o.gif

She have hep c too?

Yup. From sharing needles with Tommy Lee.

WELL funny story....I also shared a needle with my ex joker a time or three.
No really it was one of the three times I shared with him.Cause I've never shared with anyone else.
Silly me not only did he take me for 200,000.00 !$ He also literally took my life from me.

SIGH* Exes aren't they awesome? Oh wait you need to get a girl first.