TFW you wake up from an afternoon drunk nap at 11 and you can barely move your leg. I wonder what happened, must've been something big because this bitch hurts.

EDIT: the front brake on my bike is ****ed up so I'm thinking I had a little accident.

TFW you've been playing video games all day and its midnight, and you still wanna play more video games.

Are you sure it was little?

tfw you "like" a picture of Shaun Cassidy in a Classic Rock group on Facebook, and the person who posted it adds you as their friend, then invites you to a Shaun Cassidy fan group and literally all of your feelings about Shaun are "I guess he looked ok for a few minutes and a few of his singles were pretty cute"

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbr0wKuAs1qg7w37.gif

Kinda weird seeing him without his long hair and horns.

That feeling when you find a urinal just full of fresh ice and you proceed to melt the **** out of it with your stream.

TFW you send a text message to your father that was meant for your group chat with your friends.

At least it wasn't a dick pic to your mother.

Idk sending a dick pic to your father is still pretty bad.