Yeah, but you're black. Everyone just assumes you'll get kicked out of your house at some point.

Get back to work. Nobody pays you to slack off.

my next door neighbor (a young black man who recently lost his mother either to death or incarceration - I haven't been able to figure it out from the conversations I've overheard) is being forced out of his apartment, either because he hasn't paid the rent or because he literally threw his baby-mama (a woman who apparently is "not welcome in mah momma's house") down the stairs when she came knocking a few weeks ago.

not sure if the same thing would be an issue if the tenant was white.

That feel when getting your aggression out to parrot grindcore.

the hell does that even sound like?

*cawww b'gokkk*

Marty you motherfucker!

*whistle*

Get off the fuckin' counter!

*guitar solo*

:rofl: Now that was really funny. Unlike most of the **** around here that tries to pass itself off as funny.

TFW you wake up on a day you don't have to do anything, so you can just lay in bed and smell your armpits.

I catch you sleeping on the clock again , we gone have a problem.

You wake me up again, I'm drowning you in the fryer.