TFW you're like "well I think I could use another drink or three" but then you try to stand up and think "holy **** maybe I should stop drinking for the whole night and get some water ASAP."

The body is strange.

Last night I drank almost an entire bottle of schnapps and hardly felt a thing. That is, until I decided to lay down. Passed out almost immediately.

Shit's weird, man.

TFW you're well into your morning routine at work, interacting with people, and you spot something sticking out of your sleeve, and pull out a fabric softener sheet right in front of a coworker. At least my right arm smells nice.

Bahama Breeze?

Bounce

Haha.

TFW when you're too drunk and stoned to sleep but too drunk and stoned to do anything else.

the drunk and stoned limbo is the worst.

tfw the power goes out for about 6 hours in your neighborhood, then when you step foot in the staircase of your unit, it suddenly comes back on (seriously).

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That feeling when, after a night tripping on shrooms when all you felt was sick, you wake up and appreciate normality. Yay. :)

Sorry about your bad trip.

I'm about to get plastered and have many regrets.