If I were your dog I'd dry to OD as well

If I were your dog I'd wear a condom.

TFW you spend all night trying to fall asleep and wake up to find that you were dreaming about trying to sleep the whole time.

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*

TFW you use the remaining beers from last night to make tonight into a real drinking session as was planned since last night.

TFW you literally just finished filing your taxes.

https://media.giphy.com/media/j1yDyx...nEie/giphy.gif

Tfw you finally cut cable and your monthly bills go down about $200. When I first got a 65" it was all about maximizing my ability to watch whatever the hell I wanted, when I wanted. I had every single channel known to man, but the shimmer on all that has lost it's luster. I'm hardly ever home, so it's really just a complete waste of money.

Cable's for plebs. You're pretty much just paying to see advertisements.

Not owning one. Ok, so you don't own one.

*shrug*

You don't have to prove yourself.

Elph doesn't consider film to be a worthwhile artistic endeavor in the first place so as with everything he says I'd take it with a metric ****load of salt.