The Batlord

TFW you go to an air show, wait two hours in traffic, wait another twenty minutes for the shuttle bus, get rained on when you finally get there, miss all but the last ten minutes of the Blue Angels (who closed the air show), wait another twenty minutes in line for another shuttle bus, find out there is only one bus running to take over a hundred people, walk at least two miles back to the parking lot, and end up smoking so many cigarettes that your throat feels like warm sandpaper.

But I did win a game with my friend over who could name the most synonyms for "semen".

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Janszoon

The traffic and shuttle were the land show. They put a lot of planning in to that, you could at least show a little appreciation.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

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