DwnWthVwls

How does one get a cripply leg? I've fallen asleep on my arm before and woke up not even able to move it.. That's always a good time trying to shut off the alarm clock.

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Black Francis

idk the science behind it but i think it has to do with obstructing the blood circulation on your limbs..

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Chula Vista

Survive for over a half a century and you'll start developing all sorts of cripply appendages.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

They have pills for that, you know?

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Chula Vista

And they work amazingly well. Side effects kinda suck a little (stuffy head, achy back, and heartburn).

EDIT: Actually, here's a PSA for all you younger guys that are eventually going to have to resort to these magic little tabs.

DO NOT!!!!!! eat anything spicy or that's prone to give you mild heartburn - you will suffer. I make sure to eat bland food for at least a day after taking one.

And it's best to take them in the morning so you can take advantage all day. Take one at night and you'll be sleeping on your back with a tent pole in your groin.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

here's to having confidence that humanity is ****ed up enough in our priorities that by the time i'm in your position they'll have mastered always having a good sex drive without any side effects but people will still be dying from aids

Chula Vista

wtf?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”