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Old 04-04-2017, 05:01 PM   #4721 (permalink)
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TFW you wish you could be that guy who goes to work stoned but you wouldn't be functional and they'd fire you in ten minutes.
Are you just a lightweight who can't handle it or is there some kind of crazy science involved in making sandwiches?

I'm stoned so often that being sober makes me less functional.
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Old 04-04-2017, 05:13 PM   #4722 (permalink)
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I'm stoned so often that being sober makes me less functional.
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Old 04-04-2017, 05:37 PM   #4723 (permalink)
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Are you just a lightweight who can't handle it or is there some kind of crazy science involved in making sandwiches?

I'm stoned so often that being sober makes me less functional.
I just got some kind of brain chemistry that makes me almost drunk when I'm stoned. Except with severe social paranoia. So my hand-eye-coordination is totally shot, I'm physically slow, mentally slower, have a prohibitively short attention span, and simply can not deal with real world interactions. Except way, way more than you're thinking. I legit hate going out in public when high cause it can be a miserable experience that is potentially panic inducing.

But at home it's fan-****ing-tastic.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-04-2017, 05:38 PM   #4724 (permalink)
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So you're a noob, got it. That's not a bad thing btw, it's a lot more fiscally sensible.
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Old 04-04-2017, 05:43 PM   #4725 (permalink)
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So you're a noob, got it. That's not a bad thing btw, it's a lot more fiscally sensible.
Even when I was smoking regularly it never got better. I just was never meant to smoke weed and go out into the world. Now when I was smoking REALLY regularly and had a **** ton of booze to go along with it, then I could at least make it to socially awkward and quiet.
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Old 04-04-2017, 05:46 PM   #4726 (permalink)
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You never shook your noobness, it happens.
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Old 04-04-2017, 05:47 PM   #4727 (permalink)
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I guess. At the very least, when I'm at home alone and don't have anything to do for a few hours, that **** is A ****ING MISSILE.
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Old 04-04-2017, 06:36 PM   #4728 (permalink)
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TFW you're drunk on your bike going home with more beer and you see a guy you're kinda friends with and make plans to hang out later and you're supposed to text him when you get home, but now you're like, "Why did I make plans when I just wanna chill at home drunk?"

This dude better be awesome when I'm wasted.
TFW the guy you didn't want to hang out with in the first place flakes on you. Score.
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Old 04-04-2017, 08:55 PM   #4729 (permalink)
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TFW the guy you didn't want to hang out with in the first place flakes on you. Score.
And of course mother****er finally gets back to me trying to sell me some weed like old times, cause that's all we ever did. If it hadn't been so long and I just straight up did not give a **** right now I'd be like **** you, but I guess Imma cop some weed. Ain't dat some **** I guess? But at least my weed contact is intact.
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