Originally Posted by The Batlord

And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by WWWP

TFW you don’t take your pills with enough water and they become lodged in your throat for hours while the capsules disintegrate

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’m a full on fascist. I don’t even give a **** about making sense.

Do you have a black truck?

Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW a cokehead lies about why their throat tastes nasty.

Originally Posted by WWWP

Charles am I fat or am I a cokehead? Pick a lane.

Originally Posted by elphenor

tfw you're transferring new photos onto your laptop and have the misfortune of seeing old ones you forgot about... triggering The Great Depression

why is it that a year later, when I'm not even in love anymore, I'm still wow'd by my ex

(I think the biggest struggle is setting my self esteem to match that I'm worthy of about that caliber of woman... not seeing every time I attract a good looking person to be some kind of fluke)

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.