The lengths these energy drinks manufacturers will go to to make a cheap profit.

I take lots of craps, so I'm all good.

...thinking I need to stay out in the sun until I'm black tho...

Take a dry sauna. Loads of water.

Guys, try to avoid non-canned food and you'll be fine

all this time i thought it was just cuause i ate a lot of cheeses

I have two suggestions/requests:

1 - Add a notification feature for when we receive visitor messages to our profiles. One that automatically shows in the top right hand corner the same as a PM does. Check user CP isn't as good.

2 - When posters/spammers are banned, do their posts have to be deleted? I tend to go out of my way to reply to new posters to get them posting and then when posts are deleted it just looks like I am talking to myself.

Ta.

I guess I won't be taking any vacation time in LA anytime soon.
No more new friends or strangers sleeping over at my house? Goodbye sex life!
And which tire is it in? I have 2 vehicles with 4 + a spare for each and an extra set of 4 in the garage.
Now if you will please excuse me, I have to adjust my tinfoil hat, drink lots of liquids, sweat profusely and loosen my bowels...

"I'm a changeling
See me change
I'm a changeling
See me change

I'm the air you breathe
Food you eat
Friends you greet
In the sullen street
Wow!

See me change
See me change
Get loose!"

- The Doors

I volunteer for free vagina exams. If you think you have a bump then come see me and I'll feel you up real good.

I think we've found a potential writer for American Horror Story Season 4.