Would you wanna be the one to fail a giant, irradiated iguana?

Bearded Dragon not iguana.. fucka iguana.

That's not what your mother said.

Aren't we all, really?

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I appreciate music's worth to the world. Otherwise I wouldn't be here right now. Also I like how I have the good sense to use my talents while I can. Plenty of people I'm sure never discover what they're good at until it's too late. I sympathize with those souls.

Just musing today... and its really sad when people get all offended over someone who has one similar trait, as if they own it and it makes them unique. As if that other someone is 'stealing' it from them. As if they're not an entire person who is the sum of all their qualities. I pity the fools who can't embrace themselves as entire persons.

I love having a natural ability to make people laugh. It doesn't always translate here, but I never fail in bringing the lol's among others IRL. Probably because I learned at an early age that humor is an excellent defense mechanism.

I learn not to love anything about myself, so this way if someone criticizes me it just rolls off my back like water off a duck.

I love my ability to convert other organisms into energy via a slot in my face.

my hair is fabulous