Frownland

-My wit
-My music
-My looks
-My height
-My moustache
-My ability to be on too many drugs while still being somewhat functional.
-My forgiving nature
-My vocabulary
-My johnson
-My photography
-I've been told I'm a good conversationalist, but I've never thought so.
-My music talent (pertains to all instruments)
-My music taste is very broad and I can back up why I like it
-My writing can be great if I focus or if I'm being payed for it.
-My resourcefulness/handiness
-I'm a creative motherfucker

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