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Old 04-30-2014, 05:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'm laughing pretty f**king hard right now.

Honestly roaches scare me more than spiders, but I think that's because I don't see huge killer spiders in Florida. Oh, and because thankfully the spiders eat the roaches, since my cat is lazy and refuses them.
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Old 04-30-2014, 06:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Spoiler for meanwhile, in Australia...:

Is the spider eating the snake or is the snake eating the spider?

Because if that spider is eating that snake...

Nope, bailin. Not coming to Australia ever.
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Old 04-30-2014, 06:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Here's some more fuel for your arachnophobic nightmares...



Imagine waking up and seeing that above you the first thing in the morning!
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Old 04-30-2014, 06:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I don't even think I'll be sleeping in the first place! The thought of things crawling on me in my sleep is one of my bigger irrational fears and this thread is not helping!
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Old 04-30-2014, 07:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Spiders are awesome. Zero why is your post in the wrong thread?
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Old 04-30-2014, 07:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I don't even think I'll be sleeping in the first place! The thought of things crawling on me in my sleep is one of my bigger irrational fears and this thread is not helping!
As long as it doesn't bite you or wake you up, no sweat.

What really unnerves me, is when you're lying in bed awake and you feel something crawling on your face or body!

Or when you see something out of the corner of your eye, crawling on your pillow.

Or when you look up at the ceiling and see a spider crawling around up there and it suddenly drops down and you can't see where it went.

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Old 04-30-2014, 08:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Or when you look up at the ceiling and see a spider crawling around up there and it suddenly drops down and you can't see where it went.
Spoiler for yeah something like this:

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Old 04-30-2014, 10:04 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Here's some more fuel for your arachnophobic nightmares...



Imagine waking up and seeing that above you the first thing in the morning!
I'd be more worried about one of them falling in my mouth in the middle of the night and wondering how many I swallowed.
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:36 PM   #29 (permalink)
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  • When you're in a public restroom and someone nearby is breathing heavily and/or making primal grunting noises and you start laughing at them because holy shit what is their problem?
  • When you're making a right turn, so you pull far enough to block a crosswalk and someone's walking across - so you try to back out of their way and they start heading behind you.

  • When you see a photo of yourself from 10 years ago and finally realize that yes, you are aging.
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:53 PM   #30 (permalink)
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That must be a big spider.

I hate health problems. They are absolutely not awesome.

Waiting in lines is another.
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