I voted no actually

I don't want you specifically dead. But the feeling of power I would receive by successfully convincing someone to commit suicide would be intoxicating.

P.S. Nobody loves you.

If you don't want to hear the answer then don't ask the question

Exactly. You don't hear Paul asking, "Hey, what smells so bad in here?"

Now that you mention it...

I don't want you dead. Seriously (if you're not saying this in jest) you should call a hot-line or at least talk to someone in real life, like a friend or a counselor.

The time for revolution is now. And it can't lose it's leader. I will endure my friend. The forum can't lose me.

I don't care if you kill yourself or not. In a way I hope you do because this planet is crowded, but to be honest one person gone wouldn't make enough of a difference.

Actually, it makes a significant difference, unless he already has kids than we are ****ed either way.. But if he doesn't than that is a significantly less amount of people reproducing in the next 500+ years.

Gotta think of the long term benefits Carpe.

Ah yes... the laws of multiplication. Good point.

Kill yourself, dude. And if you have kids, kill them too. Its the only way to restore balance.

I would buy you so many beers.

And then maybe we could cut somebody off in traffic and run them off the road.

Nah. Life's a ride. Who knows what tomorrow brings.

just thinkin bout u the other day in a non gay way lol. wonderin what happened to ya and figured youd never come back to mb

Nope. It's all gray, always has been.

I needed a break as I was comin' here every day and felt it was getting in the way of real life.

Don't. Think about who you have met and who you have made happy.

Ssssh dont bump this thread he might come back.

there's still a chance that he's done the unthinkable and allowed himself to live.

Do you think Mitt Romney displays any signs of human intelligence?

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Are you routinely disrespectful or condescending toward service workers (e.g.; retail, hospitality, restaurant, etc.)?

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Do you make a habit of practicing acceptable driving etiquette?

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Do you care about your personal hygiene?

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Have you ever used the terms "meninist", "men's rights activism" or "feminazi" in serious context?

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Do you chew with your mouth open?

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Do you truly believe that Nickelback is a rock group deserving of praise and respect?

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If you've made it this far, congratulations.

If not ... well, you know what to do.

^^^^

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Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.

I've been ready to fuck Jim Morrison my entire life, so I'm ok with that thought.

All valid points.

Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!
I hope you aren't agreeing with me. I'm messed up. I don't know what that'd make you. :p

Skinny guys with beautiful hair are always worth the roundtrip to Bangkok and back.

Well I love sick humor, so I guess I'm a bit fucked up too.

All the cool people like stuff that offends others, don't worry.

And you have to bold a letter in a cussword to get it to pass through a filter or something?

It's the only way I know how, I'm sure there are others though.

You can also change the color of one letter to the default black and it'll look normal.

Fuck