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ladyislingering 12-27-2014 07:22 PM

Presenting ...

"Should I Kill Myself?"
A Comprehensive Guide

Do you think Mitt Romney displays any signs of human intelligence?

If you answered yes ...

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Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

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Continue.


Are you routinely disrespectful or condescending toward service workers (e.g.; retail, hospitality, restaurant, etc.)?

If you answered yes ...

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Kill yourself.


If you answered no ....

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Continue.


Do you make a habit of practicing acceptable driving etiquette?

If you answered yes ...

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Continue.


If you answered no ...

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Kill yourself.


Do you care about your personal hygiene?

If you answered yes ...

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Continue.


If you answered no ...

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Kill yourself.


Have you ever used the terms "meninist", "men's rights activism" or "feminazi" in serious context?

If you answered yes ...

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Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

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Continue.


Do you chew with your mouth open?

If you answered yes ...

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Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

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Continue.


Do you truly believe that Nickelback is a rock group deserving of praise and respect?

If you answered yes ...

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Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

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Continue.


If you've made it this far, congratulations.

If not ... well, you know what to do.

Chula Vista 12-27-2014 07:51 PM

^^^^

:clap::clap::clap:

MasterBaggins 12-27-2014 09:30 PM

Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.

ladyislingering 12-27-2014 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529160)
Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.

I've been ready to fuck Jim Morrison my entire life, so I'm ok with that thought.

Machine 12-27-2014 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529160)
Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.

All valid points.

MasterBaggins 12-27-2014 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1529163)
I've been ready to fuck Jim Morrison my entire life, so I'm ok with that thought.

Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1529164)
All valid points.

I hope you aren't agreeing with me. I'm messed up. I don't know what that'd make you. :p

ladyislingering 12-27-2014 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529175)
Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!

Skinny guys with beautiful hair are always worth the roundtrip to Bangkok and back.

Machine 12-27-2014 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529175)
Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!


I hope you aren't agreeing with me. I'm messed up. I don't know what that'd make you. :p

Well I love sick humor, so I guess I'm a bit fucked up too.

MasterBaggins 12-27-2014 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1529198)
Well I love sick humor, so I guess I'm a bit fucked up too.

All the cool people like stuff that offends others, don't worry.

And you have to bold a letter in a cussword to get it to pass through a filter or something?

Machine 12-27-2014 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529217)
All the cool people like stuff that offends others, don't worry.

And you have to bold a letter in a cussword to get it to pass through a filter or something?

It's the only way I know how, I'm sure there are others though.


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