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poison drawer, nice. My boyfriend calls Bed Bath & Beyond pillows and shit, it cracks me up every time.


"Steph, how many times do I have to tell you not to play kitchen beautician?"

"I wish u didn't look so much like chris hemsworth and weren't so funny and charismatic as well as very terrific at dirty talk because u make it very difficult for me to not leave my hubby tom brady for u"

"Rad did they record well"
My response "well well".

I told you that was confidential!

Crap.

"Get your ass to Mars!"

Who needs a metronome when you have a heartbeat?

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"I may be wasted but I'm not stupid. "

"If you love me you'll make me a nutella cheesecake"