Sister: my friend kind of spoiled it for me
Me: snowpiercer or oldboy?
S: oldboy
M: ah
M: at least you didn't ask dad about it

"Godmorgen" which means goodmorning

"Abs how nope"

"Thank you for a good day, my love" from my boyfriend

Someone doesn't appreciate your abs?

I'm doing my best to decipher it.

"That missing chord is an Emaj duh"

"I'll be there at 7pm"

Transl.: "Is there any reason the microwave is standing in the corridor? :p"

Technically a facebook message but idgaf
#rebel4lyfe

"How are you?"

Lol-@$#!3y

Her name is Ashley. I'm considering cutting ties now.

Okay, seems like you're having to much fun with this. Better stop you before you're posting every text message you recoeve on here lol.

Whoever sent that should learn the difference between to and too and two and t'oo and teau.

There, happy? I defiantly hope so.

Ashleys happen to be pretty fantastic people. You should be so lucky.

But at what cost? Look at that atrocity of a signature.

Sorry :confused:

Nah, it was just a suggestion, you're fine. Carry on if you wish.

"Happy National Pizza Day http://emoticony.leestone.co.uk/emot...dard/pizza.png"

"Elliott, take your meds"....

Call me it's urgent.

Umm ok?^

"I feel like i've blown a gallon of snot out my nose today, so yeah won't be by. Thank me later."

Thanks?

Joke's on you people don't talk to me anymore

:(

I still love you Mondo

"WHY AREN'T YOU OPEN?"i

I hate all

At least you don't discriminate.

I cannot answer that question. I'm around the shop angle its wheels in camping and I'll even drop off Seth is as a carriage drive you can the pace picks up again and maintains the few hundred yards the coaches Andrews with Sam Tsui and the groom one small jump down the box I think Susan likes that begins with human machine and I she stepped off the coat there was just at the house she was about to enter this of the respectable side of the building around leaving Louisville oh I'm sorry to shop Gables answer



Ja...I have no idea either and that person is definitely sober.

EDIT: it was my grandmother doing voice to text while listening to an audiobook.

:clap:

This should be the lyrics on the next WISSK album.

I might just try to make my own reincarnation of it.

"Cuando el está en la escuela puedo trabajar medio tiempo"

I knew you were French.

"I ate the baby."

"Looks like a role playing porno simulator"

"Those 2 must have an out of work sexual relationship"

"Haha I'm no different high than sober. I just feel great high."

Words to live by

Make America great again

But you're Canadian.