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Old 06-09-2014, 01:04 PM   #151 (permalink)
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That the most hilariously shameless attempt at exploitation I've ever seen.
Not only that I paid for ****ing brunch. Bitch gives birth to you and they think you owe them something.
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:10 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Not only that I paid for ****ing brunch. Bitch gives birth to you and they think you owe them something.
I know, what have mothers ever done for us?
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Old 06-17-2014, 10:14 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2014, 10:20 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Wow, you're off the Internet and not texting or calling people for the better part of a week and people think you're dead or something.
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Old 06-17-2014, 11:49 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Out of context it sounds weird but some sauce had just gone bad after a day. Pretty strange really.
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:51 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2014, 04:35 AM   #157 (permalink)
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" omg! You need to see this ****in tradgedy infront of me @ the drivethru"
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:05 PM   #158 (permalink)
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" omg! You need to see this ****in tradgedy infront of me @ the drivethru"
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:28 PM   #159 (permalink)
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^what he said

"Woohoo! I was Planning on making some pasta for dinner. Does that sound good to you?"

i'm going to their house to watch their reaction to the Red Wedding....which they know nothing about
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:30 PM   #160 (permalink)
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