Guessing a lady sent that?

Yeah, my soon to be ex. It's a little bit complicated, we never broke up, and she seems to be already seeing her ex so **** that I'm out :laughing:

"Why aren't you at work?"

Because you gave me the day off...
Yikes, dude.

"hey"

Uh. Put some punctuation in there so I don't respond with something sexual because I read the message wrong.

Texting with my dad, whose favourite band is Van Halen, and he thinks I don't like the group as an act of rebellion. So I asked him how much cocaine he did in the 80s.

'How much acid did you do in the 2010s?'

Touché.

^Bye.

On that note, did we scare mordwyr off or did I actually ignore him when I jokingly said bye?

Nope I haven't seen him in the last three or four days and I definitely did not put anyone on ignore.

Your use of the word definitely offends me. Bye.

I'm excuse me that was an unkind attack and I don't make contact with people who are unnecessarily unkind. Bye.