Was it from someone you know or what? if it was a number you don't know that would be super creepy

Nah it was from a friend that I haven't seen in a few months. I guess we go to the same gym now.

No otter pops though :/

Get in, only a few days after the event but still. A text.

"Did you get kicked out of J2 man?"

I did, I think.

"Gracias Mi amor" (Thanks my love)

it's a response from my ex from me wishing her a happy B-day, she turns 25 today.

"7ish if go lives Brutal"

Pretty sure it's a typo.... still not sure what was meant.

"Luv you!"

t-t-thanks mom

"this baby is sucking the life out of me! i need a drink sooooooo bad."

From my sister, she's 4 months pregnant and over it already.

So glad I am not a woman.

Lol, I asked her if she planned on breastfeeding and she was all "F uck no, I'm not giving up booze for a year!' On one hand that's probably sh1tty of her to say but on the other it made me laugh pretty freaking hard.