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Old 05-16-2014, 03:17 PM   #61 (permalink)
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humanity is saved!!!!!!!
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:18 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Did you get tubal ligation?
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:19 PM   #63 (permalink)
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nah I have no children so no doctor would ever
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:20 PM   #64 (permalink)
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nah I have no children so no doctor would ever
Still waiting on those maternal instincts to kick in? Sure your babies would be pretty awesome, but you never can tell.
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:22 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:22 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:23 PM   #67 (permalink)
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nope I already have em, two successfully spoiled fur babies and most of my friends call me mom. I just think it's weird tubal litigation won't be done if you don't have children, as if we are incubators
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:26 PM   #68 (permalink)
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nope I already have em, two successfully spoiled fur babies and most of my friends call me mom. I just think it's weird tubal litigation won't be done if you don't have children, as if we are incubators
Always found it strange also. I believe a persons body is their to do as they wish with. I just got another text.

A urologists #. I'm scared, I don't want my junk to swell. LOL
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Old 05-16-2014, 04:02 PM   #69 (permalink)
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My last text message reads:

"RATTTATATATATATAT TAAAAAHHHHH BRRRRRR UMP PUM PUM PUM PAHHHH GZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT".

It is my roommate's impression of the Hannibal soundtrack.
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I'm through with depo provera, guess whos getting a vasectomy?

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