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Old 08-04-2014, 11:49 AM   #241 (permalink)
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You SOB you took my lighter!!!

Yep and i'll do it again mofo.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:20 PM   #242 (permalink)
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You SOB you took my lighter!!!

Yep and i'll do it again mofo.
So... yer one a THOSE guys huh?
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:44 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Hey, everybody accidentally steals a lighter every now and again, especially if you normally keep one on you and are used to putting it back in your pocket as soon as you use it.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:50 PM   #244 (permalink)
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You SOB you took my lighter!!!

Yep and i'll do it again mofo.
Heh. The lighter game. I had a friend who was so good at it that he used to trick me into handing him my lighter while I was taking about how he wasn't going to get my lighter.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:52 PM   #245 (permalink)
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I just assume every lighter everywhere ever created is mine, you all just borrow them...
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:55 PM   #246 (permalink)
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I just assume every lighter everywhere ever created is mine, you all just borrow them...
And of course the best time to collect is at two am on your buddy's porch after he's too far gone to even remember he handed it to you ten seconds later.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:58 PM   #247 (permalink)
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And of course the best time to collect is at two am on your buddy's porch after he's too far gone to even remember he handed it to you ten seconds later.
Naturally , Im also a fan of slipping my hand in your pocket while you're talking and walking away and not coming back...
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:59 PM   #248 (permalink)
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So... yer one a THOSE guys huh?
He is the thieving-est lighter stealer on the planet. He has stole about 300 lighters from my buddies house. I took it because he was getting ready to hit the bong and I was leaving and I knew there were no other lighters in the house. I didn't notice his text til this morning. **** that guy.
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Old 08-04-2014, 01:00 PM   #249 (permalink)
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Naturally , Im also a fan of slipping my hand in your pocket while you're talking and walking away and not coming back...
That sounds like fun.
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Old 08-04-2014, 01:02 PM   #250 (permalink)
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Taking somebody's lighter is an underrated troll. When you've got one it's no biggie, but when you don't and you need it, it's the end of the world.
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