Carpe Mortem
 

Since it's the really popular thing to do right now, I figured I'd make a thread about forum politics and my views.

I don't really care about any of it. I'll probably stick around because there's a lot of fun, cool threads and I get lonely sometimes.

Feelings feelings feelings, bitching bitching, crying, feelings feelings, whining, I think I should leave, should I stay or should I go, feelings feelings, have a life outside of forums, talk about forums in real life, turn off the computer and do somethin once in awhile, feelings feelings, my feelings are hurt, you all mean so much to me, **** everyone, my mother never bought me a pony, Uncle Feely is coming for a visit, feelings feelings, drama drama, should I kill myself, do you really care about me, I don't care about you, you're all my best friends, feelings feelings, drama drama, I'm leaving forever, I love this site, you're bad people, you're all out to get me, who gives a ****, blow me.

I couldn't resist poking a little fun. I mean come on, dudes. A whole thread dedicated to you and/ or how you feel about this forum and the irrelevant politics of the internet? Get them egos in check and recommend me some music, I'm sick of you ****in around with this dumb ****.

Please take this opportunity to post youtube links. I'm open to anything, and it'll take your mind off the fact a forum poster on the big bad web hurt your feelings. You can also take this opportunity to try to hurt my feelings, if you want. We'll all have a nice laugh.

Thank you. Godspeed.

My mother never bought me a pony either. :(

Is that new avatar a family photo from childhood?

No, it was my preschool.

Do you have kids? Or do you like them? This is pretty cutesy funny.

I don't want to sound terribly insensitive, but I think he should had save the money he spent on the stencils and bought himself something to eat at Hooters across the street.

I hope he would go to McDonald's instead and spend the extra on a bar of soap.

Or save up some extra money and not go to McDonald's.