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View Poll Results: Would You Rather Eat a Mormon or a Buddhist?
Mormon 3 33.33%
Buddhist 6 66.67%
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Old 12-23-2016, 02:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pretty self-explanatory. You're not opting to eat a specific Mormon or Buddhist, you just make your choice and we grab one from the lot.

Take your pick and explain why if you feel motivated enough.
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Old 12-23-2016, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Mormon. Aren't serious buddhists vegetarian or some ****? **** that.
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Add nymphomaniac to your poll and then we can talk.
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Add nymphomaniac to your poll and then we can talk.
Does a lot of sex tenderize the meat or something?
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Does a lot of sex tenderize the meat or something?
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Well ja, I just wanted to know why you think a nympho would taste better. You'd think that going in the other direction would be good eats.
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Well ja, I just wanted to know why you think a nympho would taste better. You'd think that going in the other direction would be good eats.
When I think Mormon I think about very stale and hairy. When I think Buddhist I think about very stale and hairy. When I think nympho..........

well,

not stale or hairy.
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I think you just have hairy men on your mind.
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