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Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 04:59 PM
I just bought the Starbucks chain!
 
Made the offer yesterday and they called me this morning with the final paperwork. I own it 51% now! Looking forward to all the massive changes to come!

Burning Down 06-19-2014 05:03 PM
Now give me a job please. lol.

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1461778)
Now give me a job please. lol.
You shall have the Vice President job as I feel you are qualified.

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/334646...=225&width=225

Congrats and please report to work Monday at 3 am.

The Batlord 06-19-2014 05:06 PM
Dude... what?

WWWP 06-19-2014 05:06 PM
Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1461785)
Dude... what?
Batlord I am sorry but I received your application and I am just not confident you have the skillz to work at this company. Please understand and I wish you the best of luck.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461786)
Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.
I rescinded the drug test policy after you applied. I feel that our employees should have every right to do drugs.

Sansa Stark 06-19-2014 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461786)
Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.
for future reference you can get it postponed if you say youre on your period

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1461790)
for future reference you can get it postponed if you say youre on your period
Can confirm i am period full of drugs.

Sansa Stark 06-19-2014 05:09 PM
this is why youre my favourite

hate paper doll 06-19-2014 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1461790)
for future reference you can get it postponed if you say youre on your period

Seriously? Wow, the more you know!

WWWP 06-19-2014 05:11 PM
It was a swab test. Using my period as an excuse for that might have been questionable.

Dr_Rez 06-19-2014 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1461793)
this is why youre my favourite
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/r...GIFs/szEAR.gif

Sansa Stark 06-19-2014 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1461795)
Seriously? Wow, the more you know!
Yep cause it'll **** with the results iirc

Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461798)
It was a swab test. Using my period as an excuse for that might have been questionable.
Bummer, could have said you had thrush tho I bet

Burning Down 06-19-2014 05:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1461783)
You shall have the Vice President job as I feel you are qualified.

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/334646...=225&width=225

Congrats and please report to work Monday at 3 am.
Oh good I thought I'd be overqualified for that job too.

Wait, 3 am? Fuck that noise.

Janszoon 06-19-2014 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461786)
Why'd you drug test me bro?

It was a miracle I passed.
They drug test at Starbucks? Jesus.

WWWP 06-19-2014 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1461841)
They drug test at Starbucks? Jesus.
Well, it's a Starbucks within a Safeway, and Safeway drug tests. I don't think your average Starbucks does.

Janszoon 06-19-2014 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1461843)
Well, it's a Starbucks within a Safeway, and Safeway drug tests. I don't think your average Starbucks does.
If they do, it should be to make sure you're on drugs.


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