Stupid **** That Annoys You
 

Basically an equivalent to the Bitch Box, but with things that are objectively stupid. I'll start.

"Why do bad things happen to good people?" a widow cries in despair.

Because he masturbated and God hates him. Is that the answer you want to hear? People die, it's rough when they do but fuck off with your dumbass queries.

That Quorn advert where Mo Farrah's telling everyone to eat lots of protein, and I'm sat there thinking this guy hasn't had a square meal in his life, fuck you Mo.

When people stop at an intersection where they don't have a stop sign and wave me to go. They are being nice but for the love of God IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE. OBEY THE RULES WE ALL AGREED UPON.

Which widow pissed in your gravy Frown? Man.

People who don't know their own phone number. Yes, we live in the modern age of cellphones. Yes, I'm well aware you don't call yourself. Still, it's not that hard to remember is it?

I'm one of these. Shoot me in the head with a massive gun.

Got it stored in my phone book though.

I'm sick of hearing what celebrities think about political issues. It's irrelevant to everything and if people actually care what someone from Game of Thrones or Pitbull think about current affairs they shouldn't be allowed to think things.

One too many my man, one too many.

I don't judge too harshly those who ask it because whoever is asking it is trying to make sense of some kind of tragedy that has happened. Death or illness are not one of my favorite things to think about, so I can't imagine what they are dealing with.