im a mod... just not on this

YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!! i love random people!!! :)

he's trying too hard to be random so it ends up being a contradiction, to me at least.

i did that yesterday......its quite devastating when you realize youre not able to do that.

When you HATE your job
try this:

*On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone and the TV so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins:-
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in very small print there is the following statement,
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!
(hows that for random?)

where the hell did you find that fenix? thats hilarious.

maybe you should've given a speech or something

Has anyone noticed that Target is the non-white trash wal-mart? Also there always seems to be really hot girls shopping there. If I weren't married, I'd go to target to pick up women.

Or had Napolean Dynamite dance for you.

He nominated himself anyway. So at least he got one nomination...