.. let's not forget the big ass diving board for well diving and for making dorks walk the plank haha!

ahh, diving board would be useful. but there would be no dorks on my island. although if one of my friends started to piss me off.....

haha well what about drunk friends? they're cool but how funny would it be? ROFL

That's a very precise requirement you have there!!!

You know what? It so wouldn't surprise me if YOU was a Bond Baddie,and on those grounds i am not sure you should have your's own island!!!
It will only get blown up anyway!!

Well big enough to put a decent sized house, a cement wall about 15 feet high all the way around to block most storms...

What's a bond baddie?

It's the bad guy out of the Bond Films!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Id bring a boat also, but not to escape just to go pick up ladies and food when needed :)

A vintage synthesizer and a palate of red wine

I would bring a really hot girl.

I would bring beer...
full of water = keeps you hydrated
full of carbs = gives you energy
full of fun = obvious