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Old 06-07-2018, 03:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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But you took all the probopass and burned them in the oven, didn't you?
Actually, my ex and her asshole new husband live out in 'the country,' [i.e. outside of city limits], so they have to burn their trash. Chase tells me that his mom and her asshole husband threaten to burn his Pokemon cards whenever he misbehaves.
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Old 06-08-2018, 12:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Actually, my ex and her asshole new husband live out in 'the country,' [i.e. outside of city limits], so they have to burn their trash. Chase tells me that his mom and her asshole husband threaten to burn his Pokemon cards whenever he misbehaves.
Anybody can talk about it, but you're son should call them out on their bluff.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Anybody can talk about it, but you're son should call them out on their bluff.
Remind me and everyone else to never ask you for advice.
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Remind me and everyone else to never ask you for advice.
That'd be giving advice in it's self. If you really want advice it's that you shouldn't want advice.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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That'd be giving advice in it's self. If you really want advice it's that you shouldn't want advice.
Okay. Remind me not to talk to you any more.
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Okay. Remind me not to talk to you any more.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Anybody can talk about it, but you're son should call them out on their bluff.
I don't think MERIT is his own son....
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That'd be giving advice in it's self. If you really want advice it's that you shouldn't want advice.
I'd advise against it.
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That'd be giving advice in it's self. If you really want advice it's that you shouldn't want advice from people on an online forum. In most cases..
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Actually, my ex and her asshole new husband live out in 'the country,' [i.e. outside of city limits], so they have to burn their trash. Chase tells me that his mom and her asshole husband threaten to burn his Pokemon cards whenever he misbehaves.
Buy him one of those binders, with baseball card size sheet protectors. Not only is it a neat way to organize his card, but if they ever decide to burn your son's Pokeman cards with a thick binder like that the toxic fumes from the plastic burning will cause smoke inhalation. Problem solved, no more "asshole new husband."
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Buy him one of those binders, with baseball card size sheet protectors. Not only is it a neat way to organize his card, but if they ever decide to burn your son's Pokeman cards with a thick binder like that the toxic fumes from the plastic burning will cause smoke inhalation. Problem solved, no more "asshole new husband."
He already has one of those binders, and it's hella full. My ex-wife has been with this dude for nearly 6 years and he and I haven't spoken more than 2 words to one another. It's like she's scared that I'll tell him how shitty she is, so she's keeping him away from me.
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