Reasons Your Playing Too Much Halo 2
 

1: You refer to holding something in each hand as "dual-weilding".

2: Whenever trying to sneak up on someone you crouch so they can't detect you on their radar.

3: You refer to everyone you beat as a "n00b".

4: Whenever you get mad at someone you say, "Shut up or I'll no scope your ass."

5: Whenever someone jumps out from around a corner to scare you you yell, "You f:yikes:cking camping bitch!"

6: Whenever you scare someone and they yell, "You f:yikes:cking camping bitch!" you run away yelling, "IT'S A LEGITAMITE STRATEGY!"

Add on if you have more.

:laughing: "Shut up or I'll no scope your ass."

You don't play too much Halo 2, because it stinks like an old granny who pissed herself, went into a field and then covered themselves in cow sh1t.

LOL! Those are great! I don't have any to add, but at one time I played too much of the original Halo. I still hate the Flood!!! DIEEEEEEEEE! <Runs down the hall>

Your reply gave me and idea for one:

7: Whenever you hear the T.V. say "floods" are coming instead of getting all the valueables and going to higher ground you board up your house like a n00b.

8: Whenever you punch someone in the back and they don't die you yell, "YOU F:yikes:CKING LAGGING BITCH! STOP CHEATING MOTHER F:yikes:CKER!"

9: You ALWAYS pull up your legs when you jump.

10: You don't use elevators because, "They are too noisy and could give away my position... plus someone could be camping."

11: Whenever a place has the words "Ivory" and "Tower" in the name you instantly think the place sucks.

12: After playing a round of a sport you yell, "G G everybody, G G."

13: UNL355 0F C0UR53 Y0U 0WN3D 7H3M. 7H3N Y0U Y3LL, "1 P4WN3D Y0U N00BS! C0MPL37E 0WN4G3!"

:rofl:

its not that funny sorry.

the first one was clever though.

the rest just relied on the words camping, n00b, and ****ing.

Good graphics