Well, I always wanted a daughter. Does my mental retardedness prohibit me from having children? Sand ******s in Britain are allowed to breed. Why can't i?

Indeed it does. Your children would be a drain on society, their only use being their charming love of the Power Rangers and chocolate milk.

Arabs and other races of the middle east should not be prevented from procreating, just so long as they do not infect the blood of other races. We must keep all of the races of Earth pure and unmixed, to preserve those natural merits that would otherwise be diluted. Unfortunately the retarded and insane provide only disease to their race's gene pool. I'm terribly sorry.

What if I shagged a fellow schizophrenic?

Then we would merely have more undesirables clogging our gutters and alleyways. No.

we need to get that crazy matt guy back instead. he was way more entertaining to me. i dunno why you fascist mods banned him so quickly. i wonder if he ever did kill himelf?