The curious, gay nature of the E-"Mail"

~~Rubeus Hagrid~~ · 01-02-2015, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Varg da Viking

My friend, I do not want anyone dead, but the greater good of humankind would seem to demand it. Those with specific, genetic mental disorders and the mentally retarded will only pollute the gene pool if they are allowed to breed. It's really nothing personal, but you must not be allowed to procreate.

Although I suppose you could just be sterilized of course. Would you prefer that?

Well, I always wanted a daughter. Does my mental retardedness prohibit me from having children? Sand ******s in Britain are allowed to breed. Why can't i?

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-02-2015, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rubeus Hagrid

Well, I always wanted a daughter. Does my mental retardedness prohibit me from having children?

Indeed it does. Your children would be a drain on society, their only use being their charming love of the Power Rangers and chocolate milk.

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Sand ******s in Britain are allowed to breed. Why can't i?

Arabs and other races of the middle east should not be prevented from procreating, just so long as they do not infect the blood of other races. We must keep all of the races of Earth pure and unmixed, to preserve those natural merits that would otherwise be diluted. Unfortunately the retarded and insane provide only disease to their race's gene pool. I'm terribly sorry.

~~Rubeus Hagrid~~ · 01-02-2015, 07:38 PM

What if I shagged a fellow schizophrenic?

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-02-2015, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rubeus Hagrid

What if I shagged a fellow schizophrenic?

Then we would merely have more undesirables clogging our gutters and alleyways. No.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-02-2015, 08:04 PM

we need to get that crazy matt guy back instead. he was way more entertaining to me. i dunno why you fascist mods banned him so quickly. i wonder if he ever did kill himelf?

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~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	we need to get that crazy matt guy back instead. he was way more entertaining to me. i dunno why you fascist mods banned him so quickly. i wonder if he ever did kill himelf?