my friend joe
 

when i was 18 or so i used to work at the deli in this grocery stored called winn dixie in florida. i worked at the deli and my friend joe worked in produce. he's 40-something years old. he's the only friend i have in this age group. i made this thread to talk about my friend joe because basically i think he's probably the most interesting human being i've ever come across personally.

joe is in his 40's yet he lives with his mom. probably sounds like a loser right? well actually it's more like his mom lives with him cause she has nobody else and he won't put her in a home, so to me joe's a stand up guy for that.

that said, their relationship is a bit strange. it's like they never grew out of that mother-son dynamic that you would have with your mom when you're a kid. like he's still basically subservient to her even though he makes the money and holds all the real power. like whenever we would be out at night she would call him asking where he was. it was crazy to me.

and they lived in this house that had all the windows boarded up cause they were paranoid about 'hurricanes.' i honestly think that was a lie and it was about something else, cause joe believes in some crazy ****.

i know i've mentioned a few times on here that i have a friend that believes in a bunch of conspiracy ****. that's joe. i won't even get into details cause honestly the amount of crazy **** joe has told me could fill a book. and if ever questioned about how he could possibly be privy to such information it usually ties back to some vague 'friend in the CIA that he used to know.' but yea, from chernobyl zombies to ancient aliens to atlantis to reptilian illuminati, if it's crazy and has a ton of ****ty books/youtube videos dedicated to it, joe believes in it.

by now you're probably thinking joe is some no-pussy-getting loser, right? wrong. joe got women, man. so many it was crazy. he even had one who ended up stalking him. i honestly don't know how he did it.

the last time i spoke to him was when i went down to florida to clear up some court/traffic ****. i hunted him down through a mutual friend who i also met at winn dixie. it turns out in the time i had been absent joe had moved up to brookyln by himself while his mom stayed in florida so he could fix up this house they owned up there. he lived in a tent in the backyard of his brooklyn house for a year while fixing it up, and then sold it for somewhere around a million dollars.

with this money joe went back to florida and sold their boarded up house down there, then him and his mom moved out to a more secluded area next to a wildlife preservation. basically he's trying to get off the grid. he has well water, and an empty airplane hangar. who knows what he'll do with that. he told me that after civilization collapses, the new source of fuel is going to be pig ****.

anyway, he's currently working on getting some animals so he can have his property classed as a 'farm' so he can get a break on property taxes. i haven't spoken to him since i was down there cause he turns his phone off whenever he's not using it. making it virtually impossible to contact him without physically visiting his psycho farm.

anyway, that's my dedication to joe. and to cap this thread off, here's a ****ty film-school grade movie starring joe.

The Lizard Illuminati is totally real, man! Didn't you ever watch "V"?

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/i...iseries-03.jpg

Heh, anyway, your friend sounds like a very enigmatic guy. I can't say that I've ever met someone like him.

he doesn't specifically refer to the 'lizard illuminati' but that's basically what i take from it cause i'm aware of icke and his theories. really what happened was, one day we were having a conversation and joe said he wanted to tell me something, but never to repeat it over the phone or any other electronic medium (lol, sorry joe). he warned me that if i did repeat it, i would start to notice people following me.

and so of course i was intrigued and i was like alright go ahead. and bsacially the most specific he was willing to get about it was that 'our government has a diplomatic relationship with beings from another dimension.'

but yea, i really just wanted to post his movie cause i think it's really brilliantly **** but i knew nobody would give a **** cause they don't know joe. so i figured maybe if i told you guys about joe you might watch his **** movie. btw it's not actually his movie, he did it for a friend who he doesn't like anymore and he thinks it's **** too so it's fine for me to make fun of it.

Sounds like a real outside of the box kind of dude. I've always liked people like that, but then there's some that just creep me out after they go a bit too far. Either because they try too hard or they're really just freakin nuts. Anyway, if he needs some suggestions, and a community to rally up some support and ideas, I'd recommend this site.

Raising BackYard Chickens, Build a Chicken Coop, Pictures of Breeds

Haha, he sounds great. Wish I worked with people half as interesting.

he isn't really into joining any communities and he doesn't use the internet. like i said, unfortunately i have no contact with him atm cause if i wanted to talk to joe my only option would be to make a trip to south florida and knock on his door.

oh ooooops. i guess i have to learn to read better.

You mean the illuminati isn't real. And all that **** about shape shifting lizards is bull****.
DAMNIT!


P.S. You got this guy's #. I need a friend with an extra stash of tin foil.

nah, it's cool... for most people that would've been a good suggestion. it's really joe's fault for refusing to take part in civilization.

yea i have his number but it won't do you any good tbh. the guy only turns his phone on when he specifically needs to contact someone. then he turns it off again.

Naturally.Can't have those bastards listening.

how close are you to west palm beach?

2/ 3 hours. ;)

if you wanna meet him then i'll tell you where he's at. that's the only way you'll ever be his friend is if you go there personally.

*Roxy pulls up in her car*

"Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?"

is anyone gonna watch joe's movie?

tbh the best part of the movie is the credits

Your avatar helped me get a question right on Jeopardy! and impress my family who are usually so disappointed in me. Thanks man.

i hate you people

i dont believe any of this.

the first video's time is 911 that's a real conspiracy imo

joe doesn't give a **** what you believe. he probably ****ed your mom in the mid 70's.

Damn so he's a pedophile too? Sounds like a cool guy.

i said he's 40 something which makes him a kid in the mid 70's himself. nice try tho frownland you bearded thug

actually it's 9:12 for me

They don't want you to find out because you're too keen. Wrap your computer in tin foil and it'll fix any govt tinkerings.

hes already trying to cover it up!!!

The Joe Vaccaro in that film must really trust you to briefly turn on his phone and fill you in on his life story when you went back down to FL. It's too bad he and youtube filmmaker D.S. Ullery had a falling out, but I'm happy for Joe that he and his mom have a million dollars now.

What I don't get is that Joe is trying to get himself off the grid and here is John Wilkes Booth posting a video of him so the whole world knows who he is.

^At the very least, Joe's idea to rip off American taxpayers by scamming the government into giving him tax breaks for a fake farm is potentially ruined.

eidt: I misread that. yeah totally agree.

I heard members Congress who own large property do that all the time. Seems like Joe did his research well, his only fatal flaw was befriending JWB who is trying his darnedest to expose who he is.

lol, actually the understanding i got was that he wants to make it into an actual farm. he's going to start with a few animals and work from there. he wants to basically be able to sustain himself off the land he purchased. so i don't think it quite qualifies as a 'scam' tbh. the property taxes are killing him which is motivating him to go in that direction but i don't think that makes it any less legit.

I know a secret or two about Joe
He's got a diabetic infection in his toe

^this thread made me think of this song: