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Dezzy 07-15-2005 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
righto... well, im happy to file nails with rocks, do it all the time myself... like that rustic look, naamean?

as for music, acoustically id probably play a bit o clapton and some other bluesy stuff... as well as writing my own stuff of course......

Maybe I could sing the blues as you played.

"Sadness is my first name
my last is Dezzy
Sitting here with pastor
He's kicking sand all over me"

As were on a desert island could I request some Beach Boys. lol

gabbagabba_hey 07-15-2005 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
3 mentions! im almost as popular as AITA now....... *blushes*

you must feel special...... i would if i were you :)

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dezzy
Maybe I could sing the blues as you played.

"Sadness is my first name
my last is Dezzy
Sitting here with pastor
He's kicking sand all over me"

As were on a desert island could I request some Beach Boys. lol

sure... ill learn me some......

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Originally Posted by gabbagabba_hey
you must feel special...... i would if i were you

yup... :)

Dezzy 07-15-2005 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
sure... ill learn me some......

Oh thanks pastor I try to crack a joke with a beach reference and you don't even laugh. Thanks :)

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:01 PM

tis ma duty.... :D

Fenixpunk 07-15-2005 02:04 PM

who wouldnt want pastor as a slave? after all he is a strapping young lad and i bet he could climb palm trees for coconuts with the best of them. (then again maybe not, are there palm trees in australia??)

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:06 PM

yes... theres four in a square in my neighbours front yard.... they look retarded...

ive never climbed them but i have supreme skills with a guitar slingshot so i could shoot em down for ya.........

ArtistInTheAmbulance 07-15-2005 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenixpunk
who wouldnt want pastor as a slave?

I wouldnt. He has no penis.

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:11 PM

^ thats cos she just kicked it so hard it fell off......

AprilMay 07-15-2005 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance
I wouldnt. He has no penis.

Urgh, A slave with no penis, what a horrible prospect, no use what so ever.

Fenixpunk 07-15-2005 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance
I wouldnt. He has no penis.

even better, testosterone would just raise the chances of him fighting back for his indepedence. Easier to keep him submissive this way.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 07-15-2005 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenixpunk
even better, testosterone would just raise the chances of him fighting back for his indepedence. Easier to keep him submissive this way.

As ma April said, a penis-less slave is no fun at all...

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:21 PM

ill get a replacement....

sleepy jack 07-15-2005 02:22 PM

Fake penises suck.

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:23 PM

nah, a real one... they pretty cheap on ebay....

Fenixpunk 07-15-2005 02:23 PM

the island isnt big enough for 2 penises, and im not getting rid of mine!!

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:24 PM

but im not on your island fenix......

Fenixpunk 07-15-2005 02:28 PM

yup, thats one of the reasons why i didnt pick a male slave though.

The Indie Bar Kid 07-15-2005 02:29 PM

You could always fashion some new genitalia with a banana and a couple of coconuts...It'd save you buying those flavoured condoms that all taste like car oil....

Not that Id know or anything....

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indie Bar Kid
Not that Id know or anything....

yes... cos wev- uh, i mean, youve never done anything like that..... *cough* *cough*

The Indie Bar Kid 07-15-2005 02:40 PM

No...Heh heh...

Bring strawberry next time...

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 02:42 PM

mmmhm... gotta love that strawberry FLAVA!!!

The Indie Bar Kid 07-15-2005 02:47 PM

Thou shalt not post-whore, my friend.

Pastor Post Prostitute has a nice ring to it though...

Dezzy 07-15-2005 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
yes... theres four in a square in my neighbours front yard.... they look retarded...

pastor this post was a bit ago, but I need you clear something up for me please. It's probably clear to all except me, but based on the quote above.
"What looks retarded"?
Your neighbours, or the coconut trees? :)

Fenixpunk 07-15-2005 03:54 PM

HA!!!!!!!

that was funny.

pastor of muppets 07-15-2005 05:21 PM

^^ well.... mostly the palm trees, but, ya know, i have heard some odd noises coming from their house late at night sooo....

Ensemble 07-15-2005 10:37 PM

C. Black T Shirt (HA! HA!)

:D :D :D

blackTshirt 07-16-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
^ thats cos she just kicked it so hard it fell off......

oh man, you....... you...... SAID THAT!! you ADMITTED!!! just cause she told you you have no penis, it doesn't mean that she kicked it so hard to cause its "downfall"....... naive people...... *hides electric knife*

blackTshirt 07-16-2005 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ensemble
C. Black T Shirt (HA! HA!)

:D :D :D

why.... why....WHY would you say something like that?! you obsessed-with-blackT freak!!! i'm not gonna let ya do something like that, hear me? you'll have to kill me to go to that island!! and if i'm not dead by the time i get there, i'd make your life a hell!!!!!!!!!! bwahahahahaha *yawns* ****IN EXHAUSTION BWAH- oh man i should go to sleep

BabyGurl928 07-16-2005 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dezzy
You are being exiled to a far away desert Island
You can only take the following :-

A. Three Albums/CDs

B. One years supply of your favourite food/drink

C. One other person from this forum to be your slave

(was gonna say just one album, but that would be awful)

There is on the island a primitive but effective way of generating enough power to play the tunes and cook your food.


A: 3 of my downloaded cds duh

B: years supply of what i'll call Pack(includes pizza, spagetti, fruits, chicken, Sprite, Pepsi, Slushi, Water, Kool-Aid)

C: anyone that could help me get the hell out of there

dog 07-16-2005 05:11 AM

here goes

albums
1- white album- beatles
2- sgt peppers- beatles
3- revolver- beatles

food
coke and pizza

a person
dunno, anyone who wants to come

Dezzy 07-17-2005 05:50 PM

[QUOTE=ledzeppelinrulz]here goes]

albums
1- white album- beatles
2- sgt peppers- beatles
3- revolver- beatles [/QUOTE

I take it you don't like beatles :)

Revolver, top selection.
subsequent ambience would surround the playing of
tomorrow never knows :)

James Earl Jones 07-25-2005 07:51 PM

cds
1- 13 songs- fugazi
2- odds and sods- the who
3- innervisions- stevie wonder

food- beer and corn dogs

slave- adidasss....it'll be good for you. gettin some physical activity

BabyGurl928 07-25-2005 07:53 PM

i was wonderin' where this thread went

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 09:07 PM

Man, I would take:

A) Tommy-The Who (Fav album of all time), In Through The Out Door-Led Zeppelin, Abbey Road-The Beatles
B) Fish & Sour Patch Kids
C) Lewiscode (so I'll still have someone to talk music with)

That was hard, I hope I never really have to choose only 3 albums...EVER!

dog 07-26-2005 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dezzy
Quote:

Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz
here goes

albums
1- white album- beatles
2- sgt peppers- beatles
3- revolver- beatles

I take it you don't like beatles :)

Revolver, top selection.
subsequent ambience would surround the playing of
tomorrow never knows :)

yea they suck

bobinatcat 07-26-2005 07:20 AM

wiggles christmas soundtrack
kylie minogue - fever
mariah carey - glitter (i think thats a soundtrack and a movie)

a large supply of snails and avacado

and as for a slave...satchmo...i have always wanted to see a cyclops, with a top hat

holdyoualways 07-26-2005 07:23 AM

the used-in love and death
the academy is-almost here
brand new-your favorite weapon

food-any kind of chicken will do
drink-diet coke

pastor :D

pastor of muppets 07-26-2005 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by holdyoualways
pastor :D

woooooo im so popular!

:p:

holdyoualways 07-26-2005 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
woooooo im so popular!

:p:

thats like what 4 people who mentioned you? i dont know how you can go to 4 seperate islands, pastor. you gotta choose.


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