cos you got sugar in yo walk baby,dats why.

I remember in fifth grade this redneck kid used to call me Mr. Hanky Panky. Good times.

It certainly sounds that way.

My name is Joe Smith. My nickname in high school was Joesmith. I didn't have a first name. I didn't have a last name. I was Joesmith. And yes, I'm revealing my name on the internet. My name is f*cking Joe Smith. Just try it.

Congratulations. You have the whitest name on earth.

Do people ever call you Robert E?

No but I call him Roberta sometimes.

Save your pillow talk for the bedroom....^

Jessie, JD, pinky and wee Jess. I had like a million older nick names but hey I think you mean recent.