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Urban Hat€monger ? 05-25-2015 11:42 AM

The Abstinence Experience Thread
 
Didn't screw anybody today but on the plus side it means my dick isn't sore.

YorkeDaddy 05-25-2015 11:44 AM

If your dick is sore after intercourse I'm gonna have to recommend seeing a doctor who specializes in STIs

Aux-In 05-25-2015 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1593543)
Didn't screw anybody today but on the plus side it means my dick isn't sore.

This is why a tonight was invented?

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-25-2015 11:51 AM

Well if you do make sure it's posted in the appropriate thread and not this one.

Chula Vista 05-25-2015 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1593544)
If your dick is sore after intercourse I'm gonna have to recommend seeing a doctor

Sore = itchy? See a doctor.

Sore = pain? Use more spit. Or turn her on more.

The Batlord 05-25-2015 02:04 PM

Dick pain free, since 2003. :(

That's an exaggeration for the purpose of rhyme, but I still got a major case of LDS (Lonely Dick Syndrome). :(

Isbjørn 05-25-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1593550)
Sore = itchy? See a doctor.

Sore = pain? Use more spit. Or turn her on more.

Y'know what happens when you lick your chapped lips, right? They get worse.

:shycouch:

Machine 05-25-2015 04:07 PM

Sex free since 1999

YorkeDaddy 05-25-2015 04:14 PM

sex free since May 2015

GuD 05-25-2015 08:47 PM

On the reals though-

Has anyone ever experienced an extremely dramatic drop in their sex drive? For month or two I've had opportunities and just felt completely disinterested. It's not that I didn't find them attractive people I just didn't have the motivation to try anything despite being attracted to them.


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