Invite them in and make breakfast with fresh bacon!

What if they don't like pork?

I'm not sure if that joke went over your head or you're trolling me...

The World may never know!

I hear you knocking but choo can't come in.


No really go get a warrant.

From r/showerthoughts -

Some of us are still "it" from a childhood game of tag.

Umm you 're so in your're out^?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? *confused*

Vaporwave asthetic is my new favorite thing.