who wants to buy my vote?
 

as an american citizen who is apathetic about politics, i am hereby offering my vote to any foreigner that wants to vote by proxy in the upcoming US elections.

i will provide video evidence that i voted for whoever you asked me to.

i live in the state of north carolina.

i am willing to barter.

Are you for sale for the rule enforcement thread?

depends... what are you offering?

1) Two arguments in which I will take your side regardless of what I actually think
2) I'll watch that stupid guy your in love with and tell you how funny he is

and you want me to do what...?

Cash is king, forget that heffah I got a c-note wit ya name on it.

Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.

saving this and reporting you. you fucking malcontent.

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What if one side is winning by more than one vote?

link?