FT: What if Anthony Wiener was actually some kind of performance artist who got into office just so that he could have a sexting scandal revolving around his wiener?

FT: Everytime Batlord says FTFY he's actually offering to fuck something so you don't have to.

FT:

Green Day wrote all the songs that made them famous again in the early 00s as Pinhead Gunpowder during the 90s. They just weren't as overproduced.

FT:

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What if Sun Ra was actually an alien? His Arkaestra too.

I thought this was an accepted fact

Ya, him and Bootsy Collins.

FT: True Detective should be called alcoholic detective.

Season 2 Ep1 :Nobody sober.

FT: Ke$ha's weirdness makes me strangely attracted to her.

FT: referring to horrible medical disasters as "bloopers and blunders" seems a little inappropriate.