The drunken rambles thread
 

Sometimes bitches get drunk

Sometimes said drunk bitches wanna ramble

I think we make those rambles in this thread

Know what I'm sayin?

Here's my drunken ramble contribution:

Sometimes a mofo wants a motha****in mango smoothie but some bitches are charging $6 a piece for the smoothies and I'm like "are you ****ing serious? This kind of greedy extortion is what's wrong with america nowadays"

End of post

didn't vanilla make a thread like this?

Sometimes a man just wants to be alone with his wine coolers.

I prefer chocolate

@janz
srsly wtf is that thing in your avatar? it looks like it would just burst delicious candy-flavored blood.

Jans'z avatars are always on point

Im wanna know where one procures a 55 gallon drum filled with acid.

I think it looks like Krum from Ahhh! Real Monsters.

Well?

I like to think of it as being like a cuddly stuffed animal made entirely of fat cells.