Yeah, you're not appreciating those things cause you just wanna be friends, you're doing it so you can have an orgasm.

I love it when they rub their eyes on my crotch.

I'd like it more if I didn't have to keep driving them to the hospital after they get blinded by my zipper.

If we're talking purely who i'd wanna bang, very large, hairy men with resting angry face. Also got a thing for small eyes with thick lips.

I find skinny men and shaven faces repulsive. Sorry , hygienic skinny dudes.

If you mean gorillas, just say so. Nobody will judge you.

ftfy

Well that's +1 for The Batlord

Alcohol.

/thread

I like ****ing rich dudes' wives.

I'd **** it if I could.

That'd counteract my intelligence requirements.

Also for the record, most trailer-raised folk of my generation are more intelligent and overall cooler than those who led financially stable childhoods. It forces a certain independence, which means they're reading and chainsmoking instead of drinking and caring if people notice how smart they are.

I've kind of noticed the opposite. That when they're around smarter people they become threatened and defensive.

Listen dude... you're a cute kid. I like you. But as someone who writes novels upon novels on this forum, you kinda strike me as a social intellect. Your intelligence is expressed through debating or talking to others. I personally find the silent intellect more impressive, being such myself. The scientist or the mechanic, to me, outweighs the professor or the author.

I think that being on the opposite end of the spectrum you might be misinterpreting trailer folk's boredom and indifference to your speeches as discomfort of some kind. Common problem. Just as I often misinterpret socialization as a need to prove something.

Unless people have actually gotten heated with you, but then you're talking cinema or reality tv level trailer trash.

No, I've definitely gotten the "Is this guy an alien?" look when simply talking politics, just cause I used the word "constituents". I generally don't make a habit of showing off my intelligence in real life, so when I say something "smart" around certain people, I sometimes get that look, like they thought I wasn't as smart as they were, and now they feel insecure cause they don't like that the status quo isn't what they thought it was.

People of above average intelligence are often happy to find someone they can talk with -- so long as they aren't made to look stupid by comparison, of course -- but many of average or below average intelligence have a tendency to distrust learning, since they don't have as much as they don't like to admit that they wish they had. Hell, I don't have as much as I wish I had, but I'm still relatively comfortable with my lack of stupidity.

Unlearning is best.

Nom nom nom.

lol

sounds like a bunch of romanticized illuminati bull**** to me

if people in trailer parks are so good at science then why do they live in trailers

science taught me that a trailer is actually the worst place to live when any kind of strong wind-bearing storm is going to hit

when andrew tore through miami it was all the trailerfolk in homestead that suffered the brunt of the storm. meanwhile, dwellings made of concrete and secured to the ground with a sturdy foundation suffered little damage. maybe they had to have some people come work on the roof or something.

who's the einstein now, trailerfolk?

I think that might have been the funniest **** you've ever posted.

A big butt and a big heart.

See, LiL? You're still leaving out poll options.

A big butt and a big heart. You have 1 our of 2 of those.

A combination of pretty eyes a good sense of humor and low expectations.

Let's be honest, this is the most important criteria for 99% of us: willingness.

Well obviously, I'm not going to ****ing rape her.

that's exactly what rapists want you to think^

Why would they care what I think?

well that's the question isn't it.. why would anyone care what you think?

Exactly!

Well, there goes any chance I had with ---- nah, nah, can't do it! Can't keep a straight face. Me? With a knockout like her? Oh stop it! You're killing me! :rofl: :(

It all depends on the nationality of a woman.

Black Woman:
Her face
Her booty

Hispanic Woman:
Her lips
Her booty
Her boobs

Arabic Woman:
Her hips
Her eyes

Native American Woman:
Her hair
Her hips

White woman:
Her boobs
Her eyes
Her legs
Her ass

A deep voice for sure ;)

Franco, what's the difference between booty and ass? Please teach us newbies...

https://formerheathen.files.wordpres...sure-chest.gif

vs

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-134322588...key-milk-1.gif

A girl with a nice ass can be very useful for transportation purposes, but I think I'd go for the booty for financial security.

Yeah, but given the weight of both, would you prefer to haul booty or haul ass? ;)

-Nice eyes
-Messy hair/bed head/sex hair, whatever you wanna call it
-Glasses
-Big boobs/curves
-Intelligence/Humor
-Tats/Piercings

This is what turns me on



Her line "That's how i live, protect that dick" to me represents what a good loyal woman is like.

Long walks on the Beach.