Yeah, you're not appreciating those things cause you just wanna be friends, you're doing it so you can have an orgasm.

I love it when they rub their eyes on my crotch.

I'd like it more if I didn't have to keep driving them to the hospital after they get blinded by my zipper.

If we're talking purely who i'd wanna bang, very large, hairy men with resting angry face. Also got a thing for small eyes with thick lips.

I find skinny men and shaven faces repulsive. Sorry , hygienic skinny dudes.

If you mean gorillas, just say so. Nobody will judge you.

ftfy

Well that's +1 for The Batlord

Alcohol.

/thread

I like ****ing rich dudes' wives.