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Psy-Fi 09-01-2015 03:31 PM

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The Batlord 09-01-2015 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1632095)
Is there really an 8 cocked male pornstar? that 2nd pick in the img search looks photoshopped.

Don't know, don't wanna know.

Mr. Charlie 09-01-2015 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1632073)
I dunno. As I recall octocock was popular.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1632080)
I instantly regret googling this.

:laughing:

fiddler 09-01-2015 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1632131)
:laughing:

I thought it was hilarious, personally.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 04:28 PM

I wrote a poem for the Batlord

city to country
coast to coast
you're the man I hate the most
all you do is masturbate
and whine that you can't get a date
you make me want to scrub with Comet
you make me want to projectile vomit
flippity fleep
you're such a creep
I have a sneaking feeling
you watch bitches sleep

DwnWthVwls 10-04-2015 04:36 PM

Does he actually have penis hands or is it just dicks for fingers? Huge difference.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639652)
I wrote a poem for the Batlord

city to country
coast to coast
you're the man I hate the most
all you do is masturbate
and whine that you can't get a date
you make me want to scrub with Comet
you make me want to projectile vomit
flippity fleep
you're such a creep
I have a sneaking feeling
you watch bitches sleep

I don't want any dates. I'm fine paying for the honour.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639673)
I don't want any dates. I'm fine paying for the honour.

You're gonna have a date AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, MISTER

http://www.punmiris.com/himg/o.11044.jpg

LOOK AT THOSE TASTY BITCHES DAMN

The Batlord 10-04-2015 05:21 PM

**** those wrinkly whores.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639678)
**** those wrinkly whores.

fuck all of 'em.

with your digestive tract

I don't even know anymore

The Batlord 10-04-2015 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639685)
fuck all of 'em.

with your digestive tract

I don't even know anymore

Maybe I dry you out. Turn you into a raisin.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639698)
Maybe I dry you out. Turn you into a raisin.

I'm totally cool with just being a grape because grapes make wine and wine makes me tolerate humans.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639700)
I'm totally cool with just being a grape because grapes make wine and wine makes me tolerate humans.

Nobody likes a nerd.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639719)
Nobody likes a nerd.

bruh you'd be surprised

I've been nerdy my whole life

and I've still gotten fucked on more occasions than half this board

I can well guarantee it

The Batlord 10-04-2015 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639720)
bruh you'd be surprised

I've been nerdy my whole life

and I've still gotten fucked on more occasions than half this board

I can well guarantee it

You're a weirdo chick from the left coast. Step off.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639747)
You're a weirdo chick from the left coast. Step off.

west coast is the best coast.

(also I'm actually from Minnesota - Northern girls are badass - I've lived on the west coast since 2011.)

DwnWthVwls 10-04-2015 07:03 PM

Do you talk like the people from mini soda?

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1639761)
Do you talk like the people from mini soda?

As far as I know I've successfully trained myself to speak normally.

Thouuuugh there are some wooords I proobably pronouuunce a little differentlyyy than ooothers.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 07:14 PM

So you're basically Canadian. Go back to Toronto, or wherever you Antarcticans come from.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639777)
So you're basically Canadian. Go back to Toronto, or wherever you Antarcticans come from.

bitch, please.

all I know is that my gran's parents were French, and my dad's grandparents were German.

I don't know that some of my ancestors came from Canada or whatever; all I know is that when I first moved, some people asked me where I was from, but I'm relatively certain I've normalized my way of speaking.

apart from when I'm tired and/or drunk, then I'm pretty much full Minnesotan/fully unintelligible

The Batlord 10-04-2015 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639781)
bitch, please.

all I know is that my gran's parents were French, and my dad's grandparents were German.

I don't know that some of my ancestors came from Canada or whatever; all I know is that when I first moved, some people asked me where I was from, but I'm relatively certain I've normalized my way of speaking.

apart from when I'm tired and/or drunk, then I'm pretty much full Minnesotan/fully unintelligible

Get the **** out of my country.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639797)
Get the **** out of my country.

Shut your face, bruh

my appearance bears no indicators of the French - my mother & sister were fortunate in that aspect, with the dark hair and olive skin.

I'm Scandinavian to the core and proud of it, goddamnit.

Pet_Sounds 10-04-2015 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639777)
So you're basically Canadian. Go back to Toronto, or wherever you Antarcticans come from.

I picked up an American accent while I was in the States last week. So I'm basically a Canadian who looks like a German and talks like an American.

Also, LiL and Ki are welcome in Toronto anytime.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 08:05 PM

Anyone welcome in Canada needs to get the hell out of my country.

Bald eagles sucking Ted Nugent's dick, mother ****ers!

Two Spirit 10-06-2015 07:06 AM

I have to take a big ****, and it's going to feel soooooo good.

Black Francis 10-06-2015 01:05 PM

I put on the radio and i hear uninvited by Alanis morriset and i think to myself: "Whthvr happened to that kooky canadian?"

Trollheart 10-06-2015 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639797)
Get the **** out of my country.

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