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I wrote a poem for the Batlord
city to country coast to coast you're the man I hate the most all you do is masturbate and whine that you can't get a date you make me want to scrub with Comet you make me want to projectile vomit flippity fleep you're such a creep I have a sneaking feeling you watch bitches sleep |
Does he actually have penis hands or is it just dicks for fingers? Huge difference.
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http://www.punmiris.com/himg/o.11044.jpg LOOK AT THOSE TASTY BITCHES DAMN |
**** those wrinkly whores.
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with your digestive tract I don't even know anymore |
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I've been nerdy my whole life and I've still gotten fucked on more occasions than half this board I can well guarantee it |
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(also I'm actually from Minnesota - Northern girls are badass - I've lived on the west coast since 2011.) |
Do you talk like the people from mini soda?
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Thouuuugh there are some wooords I proobably pronouuunce a little differentlyyy than ooothers. |
So you're basically Canadian. Go back to Toronto, or wherever you Antarcticans come from.
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all I know is that my gran's parents were French, and my dad's grandparents were German. I don't know that some of my ancestors came from Canada or whatever; all I know is that when I first moved, some people asked me where I was from, but I'm relatively certain I've normalized my way of speaking. apart from when I'm tired and/or drunk, then I'm pretty much full Minnesotan/fully unintelligible |
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my appearance bears no indicators of the French - my mother & sister were fortunate in that aspect, with the dark hair and olive skin. I'm Scandinavian to the core and proud of it, goddamnit. |
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Also, LiL and Ki are welcome in Toronto anytime. |
Anyone welcome in Canada needs to get the hell out of my country.
Bald eagles sucking Ted Nugent's dick, mother ****ers! |
I have to take a big ****, and it's going to feel soooooo good.
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I put on the radio and i hear uninvited by Alanis morriset and i think to myself: "Whthvr happened to that kooky canadian?"
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